Music: Iron Maiden, Megadeth, New Model Army, Death Angel, Skyclad, Accept, Anthrax, Nevermore, Opeth, Death, Strapping Young Lad, Psycho Motel, A.S.A.P., Bruce Dickinson, Non-Phixion, Dead Kennedys, Dick Dale, Exodus, In Flames, Iced Earth, Blaze, Savatage, Dark Tranquility, Annihilator, Demons and Wizards, Slash's Snakepit, Vintersorg, Voyeurs, Providing the Sickness, Seikima-II, Shadoz Edge, Chimaira, Voltaire, Coil, cover songs that are awesome (Sanctuary's White Rabbit, Laaz Rockit's Holiday in Cambodia) and/or hilarious (hilarious-good: Otyg's Holy Diver, Richard Cheese's Holiday in Cambodia; hilarious bad: Ice Ice Baby '98 'hardcore' remix), and the ten or twelve Elton John songs that aren't boring.

Commissions: Yes; e-mail (oc.delve at gmail) for details.
Trades: Possibly
Requests: Doubtful, due to very slow turnaround.

Nothing else really matters. At least, not to you lot.